THE WORLD IS CRAZY ! SO, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.

[Nutty Norton]

Hello Crazies of the world:

Whats happening? Everyone rockin here? Following the world series? I'm watching the game but pissed off because when the game started I went to get my bag of peanuts and saw that I was all out! I yelled at Mrs. Norton for not stocking up on my favorite peanuts so this wouldn't happen to me. Now, I'm desperate for my nuts! Can't believe I'm sitting here without them!!

[Maniac Mary]

Hey Nutty. You are a real nut and have issues! What do you mean you're sitting there without your nuts? What happened to them? Did somebody cut of your balls?

[Nutty Norton]

No Maniac Mary. I still have my own but I prefer my nuts salted and so I need to check out now so I can run to the candy store nearby and get me some.

[Sassy Sue]

Hey Nutty Norton. Too bad about your nuts! If you ever get them back let me know so we can have a steamy chat. I love nuts too!

[Jack the Tipper]

Good evening wordly humans. They call me the Tipper because I tipped somebody a hundred dollars on a $25 dollar lunch recently and my friends were all impressed how generous I was and pegged me since then as "Jack the Tipper". I actually meant to tip the waitress ten dollars but the cool management at the restaurant knew I had made a mistake and stopped me and my friends as we were leaving to tell me what I had done and to give me my change back.

[Crazy Eddie]

Anyone heard from Jolly Janette?

[Hairy Harry]

Hello wackos of the world. I'm feeling real good. Just came from the barber shop where I got a nice haircut and shave. Smell like a baby. I asked them to do my back but they refused. They said it was too hairy and they would have to charge me triple based on all the mush I have back there. I said NO WAY and that it would take them too long any way and that I had a date with a girl soon who I met online who told me she once screwed a chimp. Gotta run.

[Fabulous Freddy]

Hey Crazies of the crazy world! How the hell are you? Me? Fabulous! In more ways than one. I'm the coolest of all of you wackos because I'm super cool, super smart, very funny, very artistic, in great shape, super sexy and with the coolest rags. Now you know why they call me Fabulous. Anyway, lookin to get on a few of your cases. Some of you "sane" crazies have real issues!

[Bill the Barber]

Hey, has anyone heard from Hairy Harry? He's overdue to come in for a cut by two weeks! Dangerous! First, he could choke on his lip hair alone while he's sleeping. Second, that would be terrible for business!

[Lazy Louie]

Yole, Bill the Barber. Hairy Harry stopped by the house the other day. He said he hadn't gone to work in a few days and had called in sick because he had been warned to clean up his act but didn't do it and looked like shit!! He assumed I would be home because I just renewed my unemployment for another 6 months. Need to avoid those bullshit morning hours! Anyway, hope you find Hairy.

[Lucky Me]

Hello Crazy inhabitants of the world. Glad I find you here as opposed to those other tacky social media sites or chat lines. What a bunch of losers when those "friends" post up their boring pictures and crap they did that day. Those folks need to get a life and get real by getting lucky like me and discovering The Crazy Club for fun talk. And, yes. I AM a lucky person. I win raffels all the time, lotto once, card games all the time. I AM, LUCKY!!!!

[Tacky Tony Galute]

Hey Mr. Me. Howya doing? Why you so lucky? I never heard of so much luck since my hero Lucky Luciano. Now THAT MAN was lucky. He had it all. You, that's small potatoes that you could call it luck.

[Lucky Me]

Hi Tacky Tony> You have it wrong. First, I am NOT a Mr. I am a lucky FEMALE. Don't want to give the wrong impression about that. I just want to be me.

[Tacky Tony Galute]

Oh, I got it. You just wanna be called Me. OK. I'll call you Me.......Hey, Me!! It's me!! How ya doin?

[Lucky Me]

No, no, Tacky Tony. NOT "ME". I'm just called LUCKy. NOT "Me". YOU! You just wrote me and said "hey, it's ME." Why don't YOU be "ME"?