THE WORLD IS CRAZY ! SO, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.

[Zorro Man]

No, Sassy. I have never worn the mask or even the cape again because I don't have a horse and if I get into it I'm gonna need one. Besides, I am a married Zorro. Sorry Sassy.

[Bad News Buddy]

HELLO WORLD! THIS IS BUDDY. BAD NEWS BUDDY, THEY CALL ME. GLAD TO FIND MY KIND OF SITE AND MY KIND OF PEOPLE. I KNOW I CAN COUNT ON THE CREEPS OF THE WORLD TO ALWAYS BE THERE WHEN YOU NEED THEM. YOU PEOPLE ARE THE REAL DEAL. HEY, I SHOULD TELL YOU ALL. LAST WEEK WAS A BETTER ONE THAN THE ONE BEFORE. THAT'S ACTUALLY GOOD NEWS CONSIDERING THAT I BROKE AN ANKEL, RAN OUT OF GAS ON MY WAY TO A NEW JOB, GOT ROBBED AT MY APARTMENT AND PUT MY OLD SICK DOG TO SLEEP. BUT, IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. SEE, THE WEEK BEORE I ............WELL, I BETTER NOT GET STARTED OR I MIGHT GIVE EVERYONE THE WRONG IMPRESSION. I'M HOPING TO HAVE A NORMAL WEEK THIS WEEK. WATCHING A LOT OF NEWS. WONDERING IF WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT. IT'S HORRIBLE OUT THERE, RIGHT WORLD?

[UNCLE RILEY]

GREETINGS TO THE HUMAN RACE. A PLEASURE TO BE JOINING YOU IN ALL THIS SOFISTICATED CONVERSATION GOING ON HERE. LEARNING A LOT ABOUT YOU CHARACTERS. ME? I'M A GUY WHO HANGS OUT WITH HIS NEPHEWS, MY DRINKING BUDDIES. WE HAVE A BLAST AND THEY CALL ME UNCLE RILEY ONLY BECAUSE I'M A LITTLE EDGY AND WHEN I STARTED TAKING THEM TO THE BARS THEY SAW ME GET, WHAT THEY SAID WAS "RILED UP" A FEW TIMES SO I'M NOW UNCLE RILEY. I'M OK WITH THAT. ANY CRAZY OUT THERE GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT, LET'S MEET AT MY FAVORITE BAR!

[Maniac Mary]

So glad to have everyone back! I've been up to a lot of wacky shit I want to share with the world. Stay tuned!

[Curious Pedro]

Hola every one. I am very happy to see the club talking again. I love it here and was wondering what happened. I need to know real bad why jou guys dun't talk more so I can ask you more questions that I need to know.

[Slick Willy]

Yole! Stupid Stanley! What's happening? I know you're not as dumb as you sound so I'm gonna let you in on a great investment deal I have to offer to a limited number of Crazy Club members. It's called The Secret Fund and I want YOU to be one of the first suck..., er, such persons to invest so you can show your fellow Crazies that Stupid is just your nickname. You'll be called "SMART" Stanley after you make this small investment in my new venture. So, you know what to do and where to reach me Stanley. I'm waiting to hear from you.

[Indian Andy]

Hello Stanley and the world!

Stanley. STOP! It don't sound like berry berry good investment deal for you.

[Hairy Harry]

Hello All Wackos of the world! What's happening? I thought the world ended and I was the only one left. Haven't even heard from my barber to remind me to come in for my bi-monthly shave and haircut. I look like a gurilla!

[Rude Billy]

Hello all assholes! I don't know why I bother with any of you humans. Talking shit all the time!

[Just Me]

Hey, Hey! Guess who? It's Just Me! Checking in here with all you loonies of the world. Ain't it crazy? Trump, Mooch, Bannister, Putin, and that little punk, UN!!! Not to mention navy ship wrecks, a major hurricane. The world is going to hell!

[Funny Fannie]

It's a riot! The world is bananas. I slipped on one the other day!! Get it? HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!

[Bad News Buddy]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Just Me is right. The world IS going to hell and you ALL are going there with it because YOU ARE the world and that's why it's so f'd up! Sorry to have to remind you of the truth, you bunch of losers!

[X-a-X]

Well, well. Good to hear from you weirdos of the world. It's me, X-a-X. Just quit my job and enjoying my unemployment. Have tons of time to watch XXX movies during the day and re-runs of the X Files at night, my favorite program. How are YOUR lives these days? Keeping up with the Joneses?

[Toothless Sam]

Ha Exxx a esccccc! Wrong time no sheee. Was hashenning?

[yucky yo yo]

So glad to see my friends back. Especially you, Sloppy Sandra!